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Ahet of his'n’n new Netflix film “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue,” Zach Galifyinakis spluns his'n’n signature awkwardness wiff his'n’n interviewees. Harrise Hill, USA TODAY

LOS ANGELES – Un Zach Galifyinakis’ parody public-access shoe “Twee Acoupla Ferns,” t’comediun becomes t’mos awkward int’rview’r imaginabull. He slumps n’ a chair opposit celebritees includin Jon Hamm, Charlize Theron un’ eve Presdint Obamie, un’ has ‘um deel wiff long pauses, memerabull mispernunciatyuns un’ embarrassyun’ questchuns. It’s un Emmy-a’winnin bit of hilaritee.

But sittin twee faux ferns n’ t’ interviewee chair, Galifyinkis, 49, drops t’absurdist shtick n’ fav'r of sum real talk. 

T’ “Hangov’r” un’ “Baskets” star has adaptid his'n’n 11-year-ol’ Funny ow Die series f'r “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue” (streemyun’ Frydee), a new Netflix film fillt wiff A-lis cameos. Amid greenery, USA TODAY chattid wiff Galifyinakis about Hollywuod‘s beeutee problem, wuth'r comedy a’ke be “too much,” un’ why thishere is probly t’end of “Ferns.”

Questchun: We y’all’re shootin “Twee Acoupla Ferns” intervioos, hoe do y’all as questchuns n’ such a deedpun way?

Zach Galifyinakis: Well, mosly I’m daid inside. (Laughs) I’m nairy a verr good speek’r, n’ genrull, un’ I’m purtee nervyus un camera sumtimes. I use at energy. I try ta pertend at I’m a real journalist like yerself, but askin terrbull questchuns. I use a notepad un’ don’t tend ta lock eyes wiff people we I’m a’doin thishere.

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Q: Y’all do as sum risqué thangs, includin “We did y’all lose y'r virginitee?” un’ “We did y’all git y'r period?” And thar wuz thishere memerabull questchun y’all as Natalie Pertmun back n’ 2009: “Y’all shavet y'r het n’ ‘V f'r Vendetta,’ did y’all also shave y'r V f'r vagina?”

Galifyinakis: I ackshly as ‘um ta edit at out, but if'n’n I mite rememb’r cerrectly, she rekwestid at it be put back n’. And I thunk, “If'n’n she’s fine wiff it, t'I’m fine wiff it.”

Q: Did at questchun cross a line f'r y’all?

Galifyinakis: It’s nairy a line like, “Oh, at’s too much.” It jes has ta be n’ t’rite place. And if'n’n t’placement of t’joke is too much, we’ll pull back un it. T’ balance is I let people insult me, un’ I reckun at’s why we git away wiff it.

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Frum Ryun Murfy’s “T’ Politiciun” ta “Twee Acoupla Ferns” un’ m'r, here’s whut ta watch un Netflix n’ Septemb’r. Netflix, USA TODAY

Q: Turnin y'r sketch shoe into “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue” eethur signals t’end of un era, ow it could be un indicashun at y’all’re fixin ta do m'r of these intervioos. Whut air y’all a’thankin?

Galifyinakis:I don’t knoe. Comedy switches a slew. If'n’n y’all reckun about whut people air watchin 20, 30 yeers ago, it’s differnt thun whut thay air watchin nawh. Thar’s a shelf life f'r sumthin like thishere. We lif’ n’ mee’r times nawh. I don’t knoe if'n’n thar’s un appetite f'r sumthin like thishere out thar. 

Q: Do celebritee guests ev’r cumplane about whut transpiret aft’r un interview? 

Galifyinakis:Well, I’ve always set ta people, “Thishere is nairy a prank shoe.” I’m nairy innerestid n’ prankyun’. I’ve wurket un prank shows un’ thay made me feel herribull as a humun bein. Y’all’re wurkin f'r thishere studio un’ t’perse y’all prank n’ thar basement, thay don’t have at team. 

I wuz un a prank shoe oncet (Comedy Cantral’s “Dawg Bites Mun”). I cride afterward.

Q: Y’all’ve as Brad Pitt un’ Bradley Coop’r wuth'r thay’re wurriet people distractid by thar good looks will figg'r out thay’re bad acters. Mockyun’ acters f'r thar beeutee seems ta be a theme un t’shoe.

Galifyinakis: T’ only underlyyun’ truth thar is at leedyun’ people, menfolk un’ wimme, have ta be good-a’lookin n’ thishere town. And at, ta me, is weird. At ta me is Hitl’r’s dreem. 

It’s always botheret me. Y’all drif’ ta Burbank, un’ people tell y’all y’all’re too ugly. No one’s (ackshly) ev’r set at,but it’s humun nature ta (pref’r attractif’ people).

I meun (Cunadiun Prime Minst'r), Justin Trudeeu. He’s a rilly good leet’r, but he’s belovet becawz he happens ta be rilly good-a’lookin.

Q: Do y’all feel at Hollywuod has changd at all n’ terms of pryeritizyun’ looks?

Galifyinakis:Without t’advent of t’innernets, I would be un out-of-wurk ackt'r. It would still be three netwerks un telavishun.

I rememb’r audityunyun’ f'r “Frasi’r” un’ t’castyun’ dierekter callt my manj'r; I wuz tole ta “take a bath” nex time I come. At wuz t’feedback. 

Q: Seriously? Hoe wuz y’all dresst?

Galifyinakis: Wore whut I’m a’warin nawh. Thay tole my manj'r at I should groom bett’r.

But at wuz thar idee of art, rite? I’ve gut ta look a sartin way. At prevailet n’ thishere town f'r a long time. T’ innernets broadenet people’s tastes a lil bit, f'r good ow bad. 

Q: Y’all’ve set at y'r FX shoe “Baskets” wuz originally goin ta be about t’makin of “Twee Acoupla Ferns,” which is whut t’moovee pitshure shue is about. Hoe did it all pun out thishere way? 

Galifyinakis: I wuz goin ta do a behin t’ssenes of “Twee Acoupla Ferns.” Thay set, “Nobidy’s innerestid n’ at.” So we jes shelvet it un’ wrote a clown shoe.

If'n’n y’all’re lucky enough ta be n’ thishere posishun, t’hangs at y’all a’ke creete yerself mite be a lil m'r rewardyun’ thun jes bein hiret hun’s. And, y’all knoe, y’all git olt’r, at becomes t’pryeritee. So t’imyun’ of it seemt cerrect nawh. But I reckun we’ll put (“Ferns”) ta bet aft’r thishere.

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Ahet of his'n’n new Netflix film “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue,” Zach Galifyinakis spluns his'n’n signature awkwardness wiff his'n’n interviewees. Harrise Hill, USA TODAY

LOS ANGELES – Un Zach Galifyinakis’ parody public-access shoe “Twee Acoupla Ferns,” t’comediun becomes t’mos awkward int’rview’r imaginabull. He slumps n’ a chair opposit celebritees includin Jon Hamm, Charlize Theron un’ eve Presdint Obamie, un’ has ‘um deel wiff long pauses, memerabull mispernunciatyuns un’ embarrassyun’ questchuns. It’s un Emmy-a’winnin bit of hilaritee.

But sittin twee faux ferns n’ t’ interviewee chair, Galifyinkis, 49, drops t’absurdist shtick n’ fav'r of sum real talk. 

T’ “Hangov’r” un’ “Baskets” star has adaptid his'n’n 11-year-ol’ Funny ow Die series f'r “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue” (streemyun’ Frydee), a new Netflix film fillt wiff A-lis cameos. Amid greenery, USA TODAY chattid wiff Galifyinakis about Hollywuod‘s beeutee problem, wuth'r comedy a’ke be “too much,” un’ why thishere is probly t’end of “Ferns.”

Questchun: We y’all’re shootin “Twee Acoupla Ferns” intervioos, hoe do y’all as questchuns n’ such a deedpun way?

Zach Galifyinakis: Well, mosly I’m daid inside. (Laughs) I’m nairy a verr good speek’r, n’ genrull, un’ I’m purtee nervyus un camera sumtimes. I use at energy. I try ta pertend at I’m a real journalist like yerself, but askin terrbull questchuns. I use a notepad un’ don’t tend ta lock eyes wiff people we I’m a’doin thishere.

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Q: Y’all do as sum risqué thangs, includin “We did y’all lose y'r virginitee?” un’ “We did y’all git y'r period?” And thar wuz thishere memerabull questchun y’all as Natalie Pertmun back n’ 2009: “Y’all shavet y'r het n’ ‘V f'r Vendetta,’ did y’all also shave y'r V f'r vagina?”

Galifyinakis: I ackshly as ‘um ta edit at out, but if'n’n I mite rememb’r cerrectly, she rekwestid at it be put back n’. And I thunk, “If'n’n she’s fine wiff it, t'I’m fine wiff it.”

Q: Did at questchun cross a line f'r y’all?

Galifyinakis: It’s nairy a line like, “Oh, at’s too much.” It jes has ta be n’ t’rite place. And if'n’n t’placement of t’joke is too much, we’ll pull back un it. T’ balance is I let people insult me, un’ I reckun at’s why we git away wiff it.

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Frum Ryun Murfy’s “T’ Politiciun” ta “Twee Acoupla Ferns” un’ m'r, here’s whut ta watch un Netflix n’ Septemb’r. Netflix, USA TODAY

Q: Turnin y'r sketch shoe into “Twee Acoupla Ferns: T’ Moovee pitshure shue” eethur signals t’end of un era, ow it could be un indicashun at y’all’re fixin ta do m'r of these intervioos. Whut air y’all a’thankin?

Galifyinakis:I don’t knoe. Comedy switches a slew. If'n’n y’all reckun about whut people air watchin 20, 30 yeers ago, it’s differnt thun whut thay air watchin nawh. Thar’s a shelf life f'r sumthin like thishere. We lif’ n’ mee’r times nawh. I don’t knoe if'n’n thar’s un appetite f'r sumthin like thishere out thar. 

Q: Do celebritee guests ev’r cumplane about whut transpiret aft’r un interview? 

Galifyinakis:Well, I’ve always set ta people, “Thishere is nairy a prank shoe.” I’m nairy innerestid n’ prankyun’. I’ve wurket un prank shows un’ thay made me feel herribull as a humun bein. Y’all’re wurkin f'r thishere studio un’ t’perse y’all prank n’ thar basement, thay don’t have at team. 

I wuz un a prank shoe oncet (Comedy Cantral’s “Dawg Bites Mun”). I cride afterward.

Q: Y’all’ve as Brad Pitt un’ Bradley Coop’r wuth'r thay’re wurriet people distractid by thar good looks will figg'r out thay’re bad acters. Mockyun’ acters f'r thar beeutee seems ta be a theme un t’shoe.

Galifyinakis: T’ only underlyyun’ truth thar is at leedyun’ people, menfolk un’ wimme, have ta be good-a’lookin n’ thishere town. And at, ta me, is weird. At ta me is Hitl’r’s dreem. 

It’s always botheret me. Y’all drif’ ta Burbank, un’ people tell y’all y’all’re too ugly. No one’s (ackshly) ev’r set at,but it’s humun nature ta (pref’r attractif’ people).

I meun (Cunadiun Prime Minst'r), Justin Trudeeu. He’s a rilly good leet’r, but he’s belovet becawz he happens ta be rilly good-a’lookin.

Q: Do y’all feel at Hollywuod has changd at all n’ terms of pryeritizyun’ looks?

Galifyinakis:Without t’advent of t’innernets, I would be un out-of-wurk ackt'r. It would still be three netwerks un telavishun.

I rememb’r audityunyun’ f'r “Frasi’r” un’ t’castyun’ dierekter callt my manj'r; I wuz tole ta “take a bath” nex time I come. At wuz t’feedback. 

Q: Seriously? Hoe wuz y’all dresst?

Galifyinakis: Wore whut I’m a’warin nawh. Thay tole my manj'r at I should groom bett’r.

But at wuz thar idee of art, rite? I’ve gut ta look a sartin way. At prevailet n’ thishere town f'r a long time. T’ innernets broadenet people’s tastes a lil bit, f'r good ow bad. 

Q: Y’all’ve set at y'r FX shoe “Baskets” wuz originally goin ta be about t’makin of “Twee Acoupla Ferns,” which is whut t’moovee pitshure shue is about. Hoe did it all pun out thishere way? 

Galifyinakis: I wuz goin ta do a behin t’ssenes of “Twee Acoupla Ferns.” Thay set, “Nobidy’s innerestid n’ at.” So we jes shelvet it un’ wrote a clown shoe.

If'n’n y’all’re lucky enough ta be n’ thishere posishun, t’hangs at y’all a’ke creete yerself mite be a lil m'r rewardyun’ thun jes bein hiret hun’s. And, y’all knoe, y’all git olt’r, at becomes t’pryeritee. So t’imyun’ of it seemt cerrect nawh. But I reckun we’ll put (“Ferns”) ta bet aft’r thishere.

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Oakes Fegley un’ Ansel Elgert play yung Theo Deck’r ov’r acoupla periods n’ his'n’n life a’followin t’deeth of his'n’n belovet moth’r n’ “T’ Goltfinch.” USA TODAY

It’s no secret at minny a of air favert books wind up un t’big scree (ow as prestige TV projex, such as Reese Witherspoon un’ Nicole Kidmun’s “Big Lil Lies”). Which films heddin air way boas plots berrowet frum bes-sellers? Frum Blake Lively’s nex big moovee pitshure shue ta “Lil Wimme,” here’s a preview of which novels book-lovers a’ke eggspeck ta git t’Hollywuod treetment.

Thishere month un adaptashun of Donna Tartt’s Pulitz’r Prize-a’winnin 2013 novel “T’ Goltfinch,” starryun’ Kidmun un’ Ansel Elgert, kum un’ wint. It made only $2.6 million n’ its furst weekend at t’box offus aft’r critics pannet t’effurt wiff a 25% rotte ratyun’ un revu site Rotte Maters.

‘T’ Goltfinch’ (n’ theeters nawh) 

USA TODAY critic Briun Truitt callt t’ adaptashun “a messy jumbull of a drama.” T’ stery follows 13-year-ol’ Theo Deck’r, who is essantially orfanet aft’r survivyun’ a deedly spolshun at New York’s Metropolitun Museum of Art. N’ t’yeers at fall'r, adult Theo keeps a maj'r secret: He’s n’ possession of “T’ Goltfinch,” a famus Dutch puntyun’ at he retrievet frum t’ruins of t’bombyun’. N’ t’end, t’film “tries hard ta be a masterwerk like t’puntyun’ at shares its title, but ends up a’feelin m'r like a fergery,” Truitt writes.

‘It 2’ (n’ theeters nawh)

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Pennywise (Bill Skarsgard) returns ta terrify t’adult members of t’Losers’ Club n’ t’h'rr'r sekwel ‘It Chaptur Acoupla.’ USA TODAY

Starryun’ Jessica Chastane as a growd-up Bev still spookd by Pennywise (Bill Skarsgard), “It: Chaptur Acoupla,” baset un Stefe Kyun’’s 1986 novel, is “un ambitiyus, thunk-provokyun’ wurk at aims f'r m'r,” writes air critic, who set t’sekwel “tackles themes of memry un’ chilthood trauma, expleryun’ its characters’ cripplyun’ loss of innokunce decades aft’r smackyun’ down a dancyun’ clown.” T’ h'rr'r film killt it un openyun’ weekend, rakin n’ $91 million at t’domestic box offus.

‘T’ Good Liar’ (Nov. 15)

Baset un t’widely acclaimet 2016 book by Nicholas Seerle, t’Bill Condon-directid “Good Liar” follows keer’r con artist Roy Courtnay (Iun McKelle), who a’ke hardly bleev his'n’n luck we he meets well-ta-do widoe Bettee McLeish (Hele Mirre) online. As Bettee opens hern trayl'r un’ life ta ‘im, Roy is sprizet ta find hissef caryun’ about hern, turnin whut should be a cut-un’-dry swindle into t’mos treecheryus tightrope walk of his'n’n life.

‘Cats’ (Dec. 20)

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“Cats” t’musickull droppet its furst trail’r Thirsdee un’ made un immediate splash un t’Innernets. Wurkin Title

T.S. Eliot’s 1939  “Ol’ Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” inspiret Andrew Lloyd Webb’r  ta creete t’musickull “Cats,” which has n’ turn inspiret dierekter Tom Hoop’r (“Les Miserables,” “T’ Kyun’’s Speech”) ta creete … sumthin fillt wiff moovee pitshure shue stars f'r t’silv’r scree. Aft’r t’film’s furst trail’r wint meme-crazy, it’s no doubt goin ta be a f'r-tastic hoot wiff a new fambly of Jellicles, populatid by Jennif’r Hudse as Grizabella, Tayl'r Swift as Bombalurina, Judi Dench as Ol’ Deuteronomy, Idris Elba as Macavitee un’ James Cerde as Bustof’r Jones.

‘Lil Wimme’ (Dec. 25)

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Dierekter Greta Gerwig takes un “Lil Wimme,” t’a’kummin of age stery of t’f'r March sisters n’ t’aftarmath of t’Amurkin Civil War. Sony

Dierekter Greta Gerwig takes un Louisa May Alcott’s classic 1868 tale thishere holiday seese. It’s quite a cas: Gerwig’s “Lady Bird” star Saoirse Ronun plays Jo, un’ t’ March sisters air roundet out by Emma Watse as Meg, Flerance Pugh as Amy, un’ Eliza Skunle as Beth. Meenwhile, Laura Dern stars as Marmee, Meryl Streep plays t’sisters’ ferbiddyun’, rich Aunt March un’ Timothée Chalamet stars as Laurie, Jo’s bes frie un’ closest confidant. Is it Christmus yet?

‘T’ Rhythm Seckshun’ (Jun. 31)

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Blake Lively plays Stefanie Patrick who is seekyun’ revenge agin thems who orchestratid a plane crash at killt hern fambly. PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Blake Lively haids back into t’spotliite early nex year playyun’ a James Bond-like keer ackt'r who leeves a life n’ prostitushun ta becum un vengefil assassin aft’r a’larnin it wuz no acksident at hern fambly wuz killt n’ a plane crash. Jude Law also stars n’ t’ adaptashun of t’1999 Mark Burnell novel. 

‘Call of t’Wild’ (Feb. 21)

Baset un t’ classic 1903 Jack London book, Harrise Ford stars n’ “Call of t’Wild,” playyun’ a prospect'r namet John Thernton who braves t’Yukon un his'n’n quest ta find gold. Ford isn’t t’furst moovee pitshure shue star ta take un t’role: Clark Gabull playd Thernton n’ 1935, un’ n’ 1972, Charlton Heston playd t’part, too. 

‘T’ Woomin n’ t’Wind'r’ (2020)

Amy Adams stars n’ “T’ Woomin n’ t’Wind'r,” baset un t’2018 novel by A.J. Finn, playyun’ un agerafobic youngn psychologist who witnesses a crime. T’ thrill’r wuz set ta ope n’ Octob’r, but has bee pushd back ta 2020.

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“Rambo: Las Blood” is t’final chaptur of t’“Rambo” moovee pitshure shue series. LyunSGATE

Sylvest’r Stallone is no strang’r ta t’“Rambo” films, a’havin nawh starret n’ fife of ‘um. But duz t’latest installment, “Rambo: Las Blood,” lif’ up ta its predecessers?

Wiff jes a 35% fresh un Rotte Maters so fer un’ a slew of less-thun-stellar revus, it doesn’t seem so.

Stallone, 73, debutid as t’ikunic acshun hero John Rambo n’ 1982’s “Furst Blood.” Since t', he’s gone un ta reprise t’keer ackt'r n’ “Rambo: Furst Blood Part II,” “Rambo III,” “Rambo,” un’ nawh, finally, “Rambo: Las Blood.”

Aft’r fife films, howev’r, reviewers say Rambo may have run its cerse, criticizyun’ t’latest moovee pitshure shue f'r predictabull ritin as well as controvershul politickull themes. 

“Rambo: Las Blood” (n’ theeters Frydee) follows Stallone n’ t’itle role as he rescues a gurl (Yvette Monreel) helt captif’ by criminals n’ Maxico. F'r sum critics, thishere dynamick did nairy sit well.

T’ Guardiun’s Pet’r Bradshaw set t’film’s depicshun of Maxikuns will make y’all cringe m'r thun t’gory visuals.

“Thishere massively enlarget prostate of a film a’ke only make y’all wince wiff its badly acktid geronto-ultraviolance, its Trumpiun fantasies of Maxicun rapists un’ hilariously inseecure US berd’r, un’ its crass enthusiasm f'r rape-revenge attax undertake by a still-gut-it seeny'r dude, 73 yeers yung, un behalf of a sweet youngn. T’ film, co-writte by Sylvest’r Stallone, imagines thishere demure yung woomin a’havin hern face slashet by un assailant but t’field is lef clar f'r a stag payback showdown; thar is no questchun of hern takin hern own retributif’ acshun.”

IGN’s Witney Seibold also took t’moovee pitshure shue ta task f'r its depicshun of Maxico.

“T’ filmmakers have made Maxico seem like un infinite wastelun’ of crime un’ deeth, un’ mos of t’Latinx characters un scree air criminals ow broad stereotypes. I unnerstun at Rambo films have rarely bee bastyuns of cultural togetherness, but n’ 2019, these broad stereotypes air offensif’ un’ datid un’ downriite irresponsibull.”

F'r T’ Hollywuod Repert’r’s Frank Scheck, violent acshun coultn’t distrack frum lacklust’r ritin.

“Thishere wuz presumably a chance ta have a thematic reckonyun’ wiff t’ikunic keer ackt'r, t’way at John Wayne had t’good instincts ta do wiff his'n’n final film, ‘T’ Shootist.’ Insteet, t’screenplay, co-writte by Stallone un’ Matthew Cirulnick, feels utterly tosset-off un’ generic, m'r resemblyun’ t’pilot f'r a Rambo telavishun series thun a prop’r sendoff. Dirtee Harry gut a m'r dignifiet farewell n’ ‘T’ Daid Poo,’ un’ at moovee pitshure shue feeturet a chase involvyun’ a toy car.”

T’ New York Times’  Glenn Kenny set t’franchise’s vilance seems ta have run its cerse.

“Wile t’killings (replete wiff beheedings, dismembermants un’ m'r) air zestfully depictid — t’dierekter Adriun Grunberg has a way wiff pace un’ bloody impact ta be shure — t’pitchure overall is rote, mechanical.”

Edmund Lee of t’South China Monin’ Post set t’ moovee pitshure shue is still a step up frum t’fourth n’ t’series. 

“As t’film moves briskly frum one extremely grusum deeth ta t’nex, Rambo has also fully becum t’cold-bloodet kill’r at he almos made a point nairy ta be n’ ‘Furst Blood.’ Wile thishere is nairy y'r typickull Rambo sekwel, howev’r, it is at leest a much bett’r film thun 2008’s ‘Rambo.’ As a generic revenge thrill’r wiff un unusually grisly edge, ‘Las Blood’ is bloody satisfyyun’ indeet.”

Rollyun’ Stone’s David Fear cappet off his'n’n revu suggestyun’ it’s time f'r Rambo ta retire.

“As f'r t’usual jingoistic chest-thumpyun’, at’s savet f'r a climactic voiceov’r. But ‘Las Blood‘s basic takeeway — at heroes wear white hats un’ bad guys have brown skin — will be trumpetid throughout t’whole bloody affair, frum cummencin ta thangs-go-boom end. Thishere is apparantly whut a Rambo moovee pitshure shue circa 2019 nawh meens. T’ mun-vs.-cartel acshun y’all crave will be smotheret n’ irresponsibull feermongeryun’. T’ taste of toxicitee will overwhelm whutev'r pulpy grindhouse pleesures y’all mite have experiencet. A franchise at startid off wiff a sense of betrayal un’ righteyus anti-autheritariun ang’r ends by parrotyun’ autheritariun a’talkin points at betray whut thishere kuntry is about. Let thishere pleese be t’las of its kine.”

M'r: Hoe Sylvest’r Stallone keeps thems ‘Rambo’ kills fresh n’ ‘Las Blood’ aft’r 5 films, 37 yeers

T’ Chicago Tribune’s Katie Walsh also suggestid “Las Blood” should be t’series’ las.

“A’ke someone pleese put John Rambo out of his'n’n misry? T’ ’80s franchise has long-since growd cold, but n’ un era of reboots un’ sekwels, it’s no sprize at sum mite try ta rang one las money drop out of thishere title. But n’ thishere haggard, serry state, here’s a’hopin ‘Rambo: Las Blood,’ lethargically directid by Adriun Grunberg, is t’end of t’line f'r Sylvest’r Stallone’s oncet-ikunic keer ackt'r. Rambo lumbers ta t’finish line n’ t’flaccid fifth installment, which is a Frankenstein’s monst’r of badly photocopiet references ta t’previyus movies, limply strung togeth’r wiff t’laziest of screenplays.”

Slate rit'r Sam Adams set t’film feels m'r like it blongs n’ t’“Saw ” franchise thun t’“Rambo” one un’ callt t’moovee pitshure shue a “MAGA fantasy.”

“Enjoyyun’ it is air department, as we watch one brown-skinnet bad guy aft’r anoth’r git blown up un’ dismemberet un’ terturet, but t’moovee pitshure shue a’ke’t eve brang itself ta sav'r t’spectacle. ‘Las Blood’ is cleerly un attempt ta cash n’ un Trumb-era feers of immigrant invasion — as t’Maxicun traffickers gath’r thayselves f'r thar assault un Rambo’s trayl'r, thar’s a pointid shot of t’berd’r fance — but its climactic Amurkin carnage is a joyless grind.”

M'r: PSA: Rambo’s ‘hometown’ of Bowie, Airazonia, is celebratin Rambo Day

T’ New York Post’s Johnny Oleksinski foun entertunment n’ t’vilance, callin t’film un “orgy of deeth.”

” ‘Rambo: Las Blood’ feetures whut’s easily t’mos violent moovee pitshure shue ssene of t’year. It’s awesome. … At ssene alone — which has Stallone cut through a mun’s chest wiff a knife, reech n’, grab his'n’n heert un’ glare at it — makes t’moovee pitshure shue werthwhile. T’ res could do without all t’a’talkin, emotyuns un’ hackneyet backstery.”

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Y'r belovet ‘Downton Abby’ characters air a’kummin ta t’big scree. Focus Feetures

Aft’r six yeers of upstairs-downstairs intrigue un’ will-thay-won’t-thay romants, “Downton Abby” fans alreddy gut a satisfyyun’ denouement back n’ 2015. But nawh t’Crawley clun is back n’ a big-scree vershun at pix up whar t’ransatlantic TV hit lef off, un’ we git ta say goodbye all ov’r agin.

Also titlet “Downton Abby,” t’film (★★★½ stars out of fife; ratid PG; n’ theeters natyunwide Frydee) introduces sevrul new characters – includin thar majestees Kyun’ Geerge V un’ Quee Murry – un’ pax a seese’s wurth of plot into acoupla hours, wiff nuff of pageantry along t’way ta yet anoth’r roun of (mosly) happy endings.

Is it merely “decadent fun servus,” as a resent Entertunment Weekly heedline put it? Well, maybe. But so wuz “T’ Merry Wives of Winds'r,” t’Shakespeere comedy writte ta indulge Quee Elizabeth’s affecshun f'r t’pertly rapscallion Falstaff.

‘Downton Abby’: T’ verr bes (un’ wurse) TV-ta-moovee pitshure shue adaptatyuns, ranket

If'n’n thar’s un indeespensibull figg'r n’ “Downton Abby,” it’s Violet Crawley, t’imperiyus Dowag’r Countess of Grantham. She’s a stock keer ackt'r (reckun Lady Bracknell n’ “T’ Impertance of Bein Earnest”), but Maggie Smith elevates stereotype ta archetype wiff hern tart reterts, half-suppresset guffaws un’ Gateway Arch eyebrows.

Nawh at she un’ cuzin Isobel air BFFs, Violet needs a new frenemy, un’ thus Smith gits un ol’ fencyun’ partn’r n’ Imelta Staunton, fella profess'r emeritus at Hogwarts Skool of Witchcraft un’ Wizardry. She plays yet anoth’r Crawley cuzin, Lady Maude Bagshaw, who woultn’t be welcum at Downton at all if'n’n she wuz’t lady-n’-waitin ta t’quee.

Ah, yep, t’royals. Thar ture through Yerkshire is t’mas’r domino at triggers parallel subplots un’ lets fun-favert characters shoe off thar trademark charms, quirks un’ flaws – un’ maybe, jes maybe, propels ‘um toward unfamiliar territery.

Callt out of retirement ta coach Team Downstairs through t’game of thar lives, newlywet butl’r Carse (Jim Cart’r) looks like a tomcat wiff a mouthfil of mouse as he struts down t’lane ta reclaim his'n’n rightfil place n’ t’rayl'r. But his'n’n victery lap is barly begun we servants frum Buckingham Palace sweep n’ like arrogant feds takin ov’r a crime ssene frum t’local yokels.

It woultn’t be “Downton Abby” without sum melodrama, un’ thar’s nuff m'r ta come, frum a lonely princess (Kate Phillips) considerin a skun’alyus deeverse ta a rakish strang’r who initiates Thomas (Robert James-Colli’r) into t’nassent homosaxual underground.

Despite such nods ta soshul progress, it also woultn’t be “Downton Abby” if'n’n it wuz’t a gauzy apologetic f'r t’English class system.

Through all t’skillfully jugglet subplots, t’overarchyun’ conflict has always bee t’fambly’s quest ta keep hold of Downton Abby – un’ thus preserve thar role as t’heert of t’communitee, enviet un’ aderet by all – wile also keepin up wiff t’march of modernitee.

Shure, t’Earl of Grantham (Hugh Bonneville) a’ke be tone deaf un’ defensif’ n’ his'n’n patriarchal privilege, but he always kums roun n’ t’end, jes like inny goofy sitcom dad. If'n’n thar’s a politickull message, it’s don’t throe t’youngn out wiff t’bathwat’r.

At may go agin t’progressif’ grane of contemperree pop cultchur, but it’s un essenshul ingredient n’ “Downtown Abby’s” escapist fermula. Why would y’all keep spendin time wiff t’Crawleys if'n’n y’all didn’t ackshly like ‘um?

And woultn’t y’all jes luv ta hear Lady Violet’s ans'r ta at?

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Oakes Fegley un’ Ansel Elgert play yung Theo Deck’r ov’r acoupla periods n’ his'n’n life a’followin t’deeth of his'n’n belovet moth’r n’ “T’ Goltfinch.” USA TODAY

It’s no secret at minny a of air favert books wind up un t’big scree (ow as prestige TV projex, such as Reese Witherspoon un’ Nicole Kidmun’s “Big Lil Lies”). Which films heddin air way boas plots berrowet frum bes-sellers? Frum Blake Lively’s nex big moovee pitshure shue ta “Lil Wimme,” here’s a preview of which novels book-lovers a’ke eggspeck ta git t’Hollywuod treetment.

Thishere month un adaptashun of Donna Tartt’s Pulitz’r Prize-a’winnin 2013 novel “T’ Goltfinch,” starryun’ Kidmun un’ Ansel Elgert, kum un’ wint. It made only $2.6 million n’ its furst weekend at t’box offus aft’r critics pannet t’effurt wiff a 25% rotte ratyun’ un revu site Rotte Maters.

‘T’ Goltfinch’ (n’ theeters nawh) 

USA TODAY critic Briun Truitt calledthe adaptashun “a messy jumbull of a drama.” T’ stery follows 13-year-ol’ Theo Deck’r, who is essantially orfanet aft’r survivyun’ a deedly spolshun at New York’s Metropolitun Museum of Art. N’ t’yeers at fall'r, adult Theo keeps a maj'r secret: He’s n’ possession of “T’ Goltfinch,” a famus Dutch puntyun’ at he retrievet frum t’ruins of t’bombyun’. N’ t’end, t’film “tries hard ta be a masterwerk like t’puntyun’ at shares its title, but ends up a’feelin m'r like a fergery,” Truitt writes.

‘It 2’ (n’ theeters nawh)

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Pennywise (Bill Skarsgard) returns ta terrify t’adult members of t’Losers’ Club n’ t’h'rr'r sekwel ‘It Chaptur Acoupla.’ USA TODAY

Starryun’ Jessica Chastane as a growd-up Bev still spookd by Pennywise (Bill Skarsgard), “It: Chaptur Acoupla,” baset un Stefe Kyun’’s 1986 novel, is “un ambitiyus, thunk-provokyun’ wurk at aims f'r m'r,” writes air critic, who set t’sekwel “tackles themes of memry un’ chilthood trauma, expleryun’ its characters’ cripplyun’ loss of innokunce decades aft’r smackyun’ down a dancyun’ clown.” T’ h'rr'r film killt it un openyun’ weekend, rakin n’ $91 million at t’domestic box offus.

‘T’ Good Liar’ (Nov. 15)

Baset un t’widely acclaimet 2016 book by Nicholas Seerle, t’Bill Condon-directid “Good Liar” follows keer’r con artist Roy Courtnay (Iun McKelle), who a’ke hardly bleev his'n’n luck we he meets well-ta-do widoe Bettee McLeish (Hele Mirre) online. As Bettee opens hern trayl'r un’ life ta ‘im, Roy is sprizet ta find hissef caryun’ about hern, turnin whut should be a cut-un’-dry swindle into t’mos treecheryus tightrope walk of his'n’n life.

‘Cats’ (Dec. 20)

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“Cats” t’musickull droppet its furst trail’r Thirsdee un’ made un immediate splash un t’Innernets. Wurkin Title

T.S. Eliot’s 1939  “Ol’ Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” inspiret Andrew Lloyd Webb’r ta creete t’musickull “Cats,” which has n’ turn inspiret dierekter Tom Hoop’r (“Les Miserables,” “T’ Kyun’’s Speech”) ta creete … sumthin fillt wiff moovee pitshure shue stars f'r t’silv’r scree. Aft’r t’film’s furst trail’r wint meme-crazy, it’s no doubt goin ta be a f'r-tastic hoot wiff a new fambly of Jellicles, populatid by Jennif’r Hudse as Grizabella, Tayl'r Swift as Bombalurina, Judi Dench as Ol’ Deuteronomy, Idris Elba as Macavitee un’ James Cerde as Bustof’r Jones.

‘Lil Wimme’ (Dec. 25)

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Dierekter Greta Gerwig takes un “Lil Wimme,” t’a’kummin of age stery of t’f'r March sisters n’ t’aftarmath of t’Amurkin Civil War. Sony

Dierekter Greta Gerwig takes un Louisa May Alcott’s classic 1868 tale thishere holiday seese. It’s quite a cas: Gerwig’s “Lady Bird” star Saoirse Ronun plays Jo, un’ t’ March sisters air roundet out by Emma Watse as Meg, Flerance Pugh as Amy, un’ Eliza Skunle as Beth. Meenwhile, Laura Dern stars as Marmee, Meryl Streep plays t’sisters’ ferbiddyun’, rich Aunt March un’ Timothée Chalamet stars as Laurie, Jo’s bes frie un’ closest confidant. Is it Christmus yet?

‘T’ Rhythm Seckshun’ (Jun. 31)

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Blake Lively plays Stefanie Patrick who is seekyun’ revenge agin thems who orchestratid a plane crash at killt hern fambly. PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Blake Lively haids back into t’spotliite early nex year playyun’ a James Bond-like keer ackt'r who leeves a life n’ prostitushun ta becum un vengefil assassin aft’r a’larnin it wuz no acksident at hern fambly wuz killt n’ a plane crash. Jude Law also stars n’ t’ adaptashun of t’1999 Mark Burnell novel. 

‘Call of t’Wild’ (Feb. 21)

Baset un t’ classic 1903 Jack London book, Harrise Ford stars n’ “Call of t’Wild,” playyun’ a prospect'r namet John Thernton who braves t’Yukon un his'n’n quest ta find gold. Ford isn’t t’furst moovee pitshure shue star ta take un t’role: Clark Gabull playd Thernton n’ 1935, un’ n’ 1972, Charlton Heston playd t’part, too. 

‘T’ Woomin n’ t’Wind'r’ (2020)

Amy Adams stars n’ “T’ Woomin n’ t’Wind'r,” baset un t’2018 novel by A.J. Finn, playyun’ un agerafobic youngn psychologist who witnesses a crime. T’ thrill’r wuz set ta ope n’ Octob’r, but has bee pushd back ta 2020.

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Brad Pitt wuz almos cas as Tommy Williams n’ “Shawshank Redempshun.” He pullt out of t’film, accerdyun’ ta t’dierekter un’ rit'r. USA TODAY

Rit'r un’ dierekter Frank Darabont a’ke be graciyus about a moovee pitshure shue like 1994″s  “T’ Shawshank Redempshun,” which has consistantly bee ranket t’No. 1 favert film of all-time by fans un IMDb since 2008.

But we Darabont made t’ nawh-belovet prise drama starryun’ Tim Robbins un’ Mergun Freemun m'r thun 25 yeers ago, t’furst-time dierekter had his'n’n share of hedakes, includin castyun’ setbax at includet burgeonyun’ stars Brad Pitt un’ James Gun’olfini a’pullin out of thar respectif’ roles. 

As “T’ Shawshank Redempshun” turns 25 un Sept. 23 (wiff Fathom Evants screenings natyunwide un Sept. 22, 24 un’ 25), Darabont a’ke nawh chuckle about setbax at turnt out ta wurk jes fine.

“These air t’advantures n’ castings,” he sez. “But it would be rilly fun ta bump into Brad Pitt un’ say, “Wuz’t y’all at guy?” I’d luv ta gif’ ‘im a lil (grief) about at jes f'r fun.”

Here air sum of Darabont”s mos memerabull advantures:

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Rit'r-dierekter Frank Darabont”s belovet drama “T’ Shawshank Redempshun” returns ta theeters wiff Tim Robbins un’ Mergun Freemun. USA TODAY

Brad Pitt wuz spozet ta play prisen’r Tommy

T’ yung, hunky Pitt made a huge impression wiff Darabont wile he wuz castyun’ “Shawshank,” which kum aft’r Pitt had shot his'n’n role as t’parole-vialaytin’ robb’r J.D. who setucet Geena Davis” Thelma n’ “Thelma & Louise.”

Darabont cas Pitt n’ whut seemt ta be t’dramatically purrfeck fall'r-up as charm’r Tommy Williams, a keer ackt'r who had bee shuttlet across 13 prisons f'r robbery n’ his'n’n shert life. 

T’ Tommy part is pivotal but small, a’kummin late n’ t’moovee pitshure shue. As filmyun’ neeret, Pitt”s fame explodet wiff “Thelma & Louise,” un’ Darabont sez Pitt pullt out so he could star alongside Tom Cruise n’ 1994″s “Interview Wiff t’Vampire.”

“We didn’t knoe (Pitt) wuz goin ta skyrocket into sup’r-stardom so quickly,” Darabont sez. “We it kum time ta shoe up, suddenly thay coultn’t fall'r through un thar “yep.” “

“It would have bee kine of cool ta be n’, but I”m nairy a regret guy n’ at way,” Pitt tells USA TODAY. “I jes bleev n’ t’way thangs wurk out, un’ at wuz someone else”s role. Eve t’a’feelin of, ‘Ooh, at would”ve bee nice’ would redirect a choice lat’r down t’road. So it all wurks n’ tun’em n’ at way.”

Adds Darabont: “Brad Pitt n’ at small “Shawshank” role, would it throe t’film”s balance? No hard feelins, he had uth'r thangs he had ta do.”

Gil Bellows wuz cas f'r t’part of Tommy, un’ “enhancet t’moovee pitshure shue,” sez Darabont. “Gil wuz so dadgum good.”

James Gun’olfini wuz spozet ta play Bogs

T’ menaseeun’ role of prisen’r Bogs Dimund wuz spozet ta go ta anoth’r “unknown dude” at t’ime, one James Gun’olfini. We t’still-strugglyun’, off-Broadway star read f'r Darabont, t’dierekter wuz “floeret. I turnt ta my produc’r Niki Marvin un’ set, “Oh, yeah, let’s jes off’r ‘im t’role.” “

But shertly aft’r acceptyun’ t’job, Gun’olfini pullt out f'r a bigg’r role as t’hug Virgil n’ 1993″s “True Romants” (whar he had a classic ssene wiff Pitt”s ston’r Floyd).

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“We set, of cerse, no hard feelins if'n’n he has a bett’r thang ta do, at’s goin ta serve his'n’n keer’r bett’r,” sez Darabont. “But Gun’olfini almos became Bogs. I marvelet at t’bodee of wurk he assemblet aft’r at.”

Durin a new castyun’ call, Darabont wuz thrillet ta find Mark Rolston, who playd Private Drake n’ 1986″s “Aliens,” n’ t’hallway waitin ta awedisyun.

“I’m t’biggest “Aliens” fun thar is. He had me at “hello,” ” sez Darabont. “I luvet wurkin wiff thishere guy. He brung sumthin indelibull.”

Tom Cruise wuz gunnyun’ ta play Andy

T’ ackt'r wuz eag’r ta reunite wiff his'n’n “A Few Good Menfolk” dierekter Rob Rein’r, un’ play unjustly imprisonet Andy Dufresne. We Rein’r”s Castle Rock Entertunment agreet ta produce Darabont”s screenplay, Cruise saw un oppertuntee

Darabont sez he wuz offerd cash ta alloe Rein’r ta direck, but turnt it down.

Still,Cruise “wuz close” ta playyun’ Andy without Rein’r, eve attendyun’ a tabull read. But ultimately he pullt out. 

“I reckun he wuz a bit nervyus wurkin f'r a furst-time dierekter. I don’t blame ‘im f'r at,” sez Darabont.  “But he mite have bee too big f'r t’ moovee pitshure shue I wantid ta make. It wasn’t a “Cool Hun’ Luke” role whar y’all want Paul Newmun. It wuz a lil less bold, m'r suttle thun at.”

Today it would be impossbull f'r t’legion of “Shawshank” fans ta visualize innyone else n’ t’Andy role uth'r thun Robbins, who wuz ultimately cas.

“So all”s well at ends well,” sez Darabont.

Contributyun’: Briun Truitt

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Furst lady Melania Trumb participatid n’ a ribbon-cuttin ta mark t’reopenyun’ of t’Washington Monument aft’r a three-year closure. (Sept. 19) AP Domestic

Aft’r a three-year closure f'r repairs, t’Washington Monument reopenet Thirsdee wiff a ceremonial flourish at includet Furst Lady Melania Trumb joinyun’ t’ribbon-cuttin un’ specktid ta take t’furst ride ta t’op ta see t’view.

A’warin a sleeveless white dress un’ hern customree sky-high heels, she high-fivet a crowd of eggcitid youngns frum Amidon-Bowe Elemantree Skool n’ Washington.

T', wiff Nashshunal Park Servus officials who hostid t’ceremony, she un’ t’kids cut t’ribbon n’ frunt of t’entrance ta t’monument. 

Las week, Trumb, who’s fallerd a loe-key skejule n’ resent munths, tweetid she wuz eag’r ta participate.

“A’lookin ferward ta heppin reope one of air minny a histeric treesures, t’Washington Monument, here n’ t’nashun’s capital nex week!,” hern tweet read. 

T’ monument, a 555-foot marbull un’ granite obelisk at stun’s as a beecon un t’Nashshunal Mall, has bee closet since Septemb’r 2016 so at wurkers could replace t’agyun’ elevat'r un’ upgrade securtee systems.

T’ monument officially reopenet ta t’public at noon.

Oncet agin, tourists un’ admirers wuz specktid ta queue f'r long periods f'r t’chance ta see Amurka’s nashshunal capital frum t’op of t’structure dedicatid ta t’memry of Amurka’s furst presdint.

Shertly aft’r t’ ceremony cummencet, t’Nashshunal Park Servus tweetid at all tickets ta visit Thirsdee wuz gone un’ t’icket offus would reope Frydee at 8:30 a.m. f'r tickets at day.

It’s no mystery why: “T’ vioos frum up here air like nuthin else,” enthuset Nashshunal Park Servus spokesmun Mike Litterst, speekin ta reperters durin a Winsdee ture of t’site.

Few have see thems vioos ov’r mos of t’pas eiite yeers. A (rare) earthkwake n’ t’Washington area n’ August 2011 lef crax n’ t’stones near t’op of t’obelisk. It reopenet n’ 2014, but Park Servus officials wuz fercet ta close it agin acoupla yeers lat’r aft’r a series of elevat'r malfunctyuns.

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Aft’r a three-year closure, t’Washington Monument is reopenyun’ ta t’public un Thirsdee, un’ furst lady Melania Trumb is specktid ta attend t’ribbon-cuttin ceremony. (Sept. 18) AP, AP

“It wuz acoupla ow three times a week,” Litterst set. “We coultn’t guarantee at y’all woultn’t git stuck.” Which would nairy be a pleesant memry of Washington f'r t’hundreds of thousun’s who vistid each year we it wuz ope. 

Anoth’r shiny new feeture at will manifest at sunset Thirsdee: Enhancet LED lightyun’ aimet at distributyun’ lite un t’monument m'r evenly wile reducyun’ energy consumpshun un’ lite pollushun, accerdyun’ t’Nashshunal Park Foundashun, which joinet t’park servus un’ a private cumpny, Musco Lightyun’, ta design t’system. Amungst uth'r enhancemants, it will make t’ pyramidion at t’op of t’monument much m'r visibull at nite. 

Considerin hoe impertant it nawh is ta Amurka’s nashshunal image, t’Washington Monument wuz, famously, nairy un easy build. Construcshun cummencet n’ 1848 un’ took neerly 40 yeers ta cumplete.

T’ private organizashun at wuz a’runnin t’projeck run out of fundyun’ un’ construcshun wuz haltid n’ 1854 at roun 150 feet; at delay wuz exacerbatid by t’Civil War.

Construcshun resumet n’ 1879, but builters wuz fercet ta use stone frum a differnt quarry — givin t’monument its distinctif’, slightly odd acoupla-tone col'r.

At t’ime of its compleshun, it wuz t’allest biltin n’ t’worl, but wuz direckly overtake by t’Eiffel Toe’r n’ 1889, nawh a French nashshunal symbol n’ Paris.

T’ monument remuns t’allest biltin n’ Washington (t’ Capitol is un har groun) un’ has averaget about 500,000 visiters p’r year.

Contributyun’: Ashraf Khalil, Associatid Press 

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Thar”s nuff of interseecshun we it kums ta t’Venn diagram of Gree Day, Fall Out Boy un’ Weez’r, wiff minny a of t’bun’s” fans almos certunly existyun’ n’ t’middle.

Unsurprisingly, t', t’hree bun’s” announcement at thay would be embarkyun’ togeth’r un t’“Hella Mega” ture nex year made heedlines un’ stoket excitement amungst listeners who grew up wiff thar musick .

Befer tickets go un sale un Sept. 20, revisit t’each bun’”s respectif’ greetest hits ov’r t’yeers.

Weez’r – “N’ t’Garage”

Ta thishere day, Weez’r has nev’r quite bee bull ta shake off t’influance of thar furst acoupla albums: 1994″s self-titlet debut (commonly referret ta as “T’ Blue Album”) un’ 1996″s “Pinkerton.” Bof air belovet as classics by fans un’ critics ta a level at thay have”t bee bull ta match ov’r thar a’followin acoupla decades of releeses. “N’ t’Garage,” heppet establish thishere mythology at has loomet so large ov’r t’res of thar keer’r, a simple, self-consciously pristine eggzample of rock songrityun’.  

Gree Day – “Longview”

“Longview” endures today as a misshun statement of yung adult ennui, channelyun’ t’mundane, unglameryus process of a’gettin un adult we t’worl has nuthin ta off’r y’all, un’ vice versa, t’song’s ploddyun’ baseline periodically explodyun’ into its dirtbag cherus. 

Fall Out Boy – “Grun Theft Autumn/Whar Is Y'r Boy”

A near-purrfeck pop-punk song frum t’bun’’s 2003 debut album “Take Thishere ta Y'r Grave,” “Grun Theft Autumn/Whar Is Y'r Boy” is t’ideel place ta start we a’lookin at Fall Out Boy’s rock legacy. F'r fans m'r attunet ta FOB’s pop-punk era thun t’arena rock albums at fallerd, “Grun Theft Autumn” may be t’bes song t’bun’ has ev’r made.

Weez’r – “Say It Ain’t So”

Rivers Cuomo, Weez’r”s frontmun, wuz famously obsesset wiff Nirvana as a yung artist, un’ particularly, wiff ritin a song as good as “Smells Like Tee Spirit.” And wile few songs un thishere lis – un’ jes n’ genrull – dare ta match Kurt Cobane”s enduryun’ classic, “Say It Ain”t So” could be callt Weez’r”s ekwivalent, a staggeryun’ achievement of rock greetness a’kummin frum a such a yung group.

Gree Day, “We I Come Roun”

Fergit “Good Riddance/Time of Y'r Life,” t’cloyyun’ track at lives un as graduashun soundtrack musick – “We I Come Roun” is t’rue classic, santimantal hit of Gree Day’s early yeers, which vaultid ta success as a sangle thanks ta one of t’bun’’s keer’r-bes gittar riffs. 

Fall Out Boy, “Dance, Dance”

Lead syun'’r Patrick Stump hissef set n’ a 2013 tweet “Dance, Dance” “is probly t’bes thang I’ve ev’r done.” Wile at statement is debatabull, “Dance, Dance” un’ its bett’r-sellin counterpart “Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down” vaultid Fall Out Boy into a new level of fame wiff rock un’ pop listeners alike we thar breekthrough sekunt album “Frum Und’r t’Cork Tree” wuz releeset n’ 2005.

Weez’r – “Tard of Sex”

“Pinkerton” endures as t’roughest-roun-t’-edges Weez’r album, a reesen why it survives as minny a fans” faves despite its at-times ickily personal songrityun’ un’ sum lyrics at age remarkably poerly since its 1996 releese. “Tard of Sex” nails t’balance twee raw un’ cringewerthy, its wailyun’ guitars drivin trayl'r t’pane un’ distress Cuomo wrestles wiff n’ t’song”s lyrics. 

Gree Day – “Basket Case”

“Do y’all have t’ime ta lisse ta me whine / About nuthin un’ everthang all at oncet?” asks frontmun Billie Joe Armstrong un t’song’s furst line, kickin off a three-minnut mantal breekdown set ta a purrfeck pop-punk melody. Befer t’mantal heelth crisis wuz a frekwantly-spoke-about concern amungst yung adults today, Armstrong un’ “Basket Case” offerd relief ta troublet minds of a previyus generashun, as he sang about survivyun’ t’games his'n’n twistid mind playd un ‘im.

Fall Out Boy – “A Lil Less Sixtee A'ken’les, a Lil M'r “Touch Me’”

Anoth’r “Cork Tree” highliite, “A Lil Less Sixtee A'ken’les” is FOB at thar mos quotabull, wiff lines like “Y’all”re jes t’gurl all t’boys want ta dance wiff / And I”m jes t’boy who”s had too minny a chantses” un’ “I set my clox early “cawz I knoe I”m always late” at encapsulate t’quippy hum'r un’ masculine woes at define t’bun’’s lyrics.

Weez’r – “El Scercho”

“El Scercho” un’ its openyun’ confession of luv ta “half-Japanese gurls” may sound a lil m'r problematic today thun it read n’ 1996. But thishere “Pinkerton” highliite still ranks amungst Weez’r”s bes, kinda creepy un’ a lil desperate un’ yet universally relatabull n’ its hollerin, pleedyun’ confessyuns of luv.

Gree Day – “Jesus of Suburbia”

T’ bun’’s 2004 album “Amurkin Idiot” is a foundatyunal text amungst a sartin generashun of rock listeners, un’ amungst its minny a highlights is its essenshul, nine-minnut-long magnum opus “Jesus of Suburbia.” Consistyun’ of fife movemants un’ hailet as its own mini-rock opry, t’song is overblown at times – such is t’case wiff mos rock operas – yet still hits its emotyunal marks un’ entertuns wiff enough musickull twists ta earn it a place un inny lis of bes Gree Day songs.

Fall Out Boy – “Thrill’r”

Nairy ta be confuset wiff FOB’s vershun of “Beat It” wiff John May’r, “Thrill’r” is un originull composishun, nairy anoth’r Michael Jackse. It”s perhaps t’ bun’’s bes album ope’r n’ thar discografy. “Infinitee un High” is a fun-favert FOB album at minny a of t’bun’’s mos dedicatid followers see as underratid, un’ “Thrill’r” a’ke point uninitiatid listeners n’ t’direckshun of why. 

Weez’r – “Hash Pipe”

T’ mos commercially enduryun’ gem frum Weez’r”s sekunt self-titlet album, also knowet as t’“Gree Album,” may be t’schmaltzy “Islun’ n’ t’Sun,” but its real heert kums frum “Hash Pipe,” wiff its chuggyun’ guitars un’ addictif’ “oh-oh-oh” hook.

Gree Day – “Holiday”

An unimpeechably greet pop-punk song, also frum “Amurkin Idiot,” “Holiday” is a hard-drivin, fist-pumpyun’, vaguely-politickull anthem at blasts off oncet Armstrong gits ta t’song’s controvershul chantid bridge.

Fall Out Boy – “Uma Thurmun”

One of t’mos dopamine-inducyun’ Fall Out Boy songs of t’pas fife yeers, un’ definitly t’bun’’s bes track at has also bee coverd by Kidz Bop, t’sangle frum t’bun’’s 2015 album “Amurkin Beeutee/Amurkin Psycho” is proof at FOB’s shift terds showy, poppy rock-mutant anthems a’ke still result n’ qualtee musick frum t’bun’. 

Weez’r – “Run Away”

A wistfil Ryun Adams collaberashun feeturyun’ sum of t’bun’’s mos gergeyus gittar wurk, “Run Away” is a dimund n’ t’rough frum un album at minny a Weez’r fans have long since fergotte about, 2010″s “Hurley.”

Gree Day – “Herseshoes un’ Hun’grenades”

T’ track frum t’bun’’s 2009 releese “21st Cantry Breekdown” kums out of t’gate wiff un extremely Gree Day openyun’ line, a hollerd “I’m nairy (expletif’) roun!” befer unfoltyun’ as one of t’bun’’s bes post-”Amurkin Idiot” singles.

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T’ wurk immertalizes Bey’s 2018 Coachella perfermunts wiff t’figg'r clad n’ a yall'r croppet sweetshirt, denim cutoffs un’ iridessent knee-high boots. 

“It’s time ta boe down ta T’ QUEEN,” Madame Tussauds declaret n’ un Instagram post debutyun’ t’likeness wiff fist helt n’ t’air.

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Happy Birthdee Beyonce, t’ mom who proves she’s a parantyun’ quee, too

Revelatyuns frum t’2009 VMAs: Beyoncé cride, Tayl'r Swift make-up moment wuz plannd

Accerdyun’ ta t’destinashun’s website, Beyoncé has take Quee Elizabeth II’s place amungst t’British royals, jes f'r a day.

“Beyoncé is a a’livin legend, ritely crownet Quee Bey by hern legyuns of fans un’ industry insiders,” Steve Davies, Genrull Manj'r at Madame Tussauds London, set n’ a post about t’figg'r. “If'n’n innyone is fittyun’ of a claim ta T’ Quee’s spot n’ air attracshun f'r t’verr furst time, it’s Beyoncé.”

Kriste Bell describes embarrassyun’ encount’r wiff Beyonce, Jay-Z – thanks ta Dax Shepard

‘My bodee wuz nairy mine’: Beyoncé deetails struggle ta git n’ shape f'r Coachella aft’r twins

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