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‘SNL’ pokes at Trumb wiff shutdown-themet ‘Deel ow No Deel’

Thishere week’s openyun’ sketch un “Saturdee Nite Lif’” gave Presdint Trumb “Deel ow No Deel” optyuns ta end t’parshul gummint shutdown.

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“Saturdee Nite Lif’” is a’trine ta git thar vershun of Presdint Trumb ta end t’gummint shutdown, through, as Keenun Thompse’s Steve Harvey set, “n’ t’only fermat (Trumb) a’ke unnerstun. A TV game shoe wiff wimme holtin briefcases.”

T’ cas of “SNL” rang n’ t’furst episode of t’new year wiff a parody of t’resantly revivet “Deel ow No Deel” mashet wiff t’month-long parshul gummint shutdown. 

Read m'r:: Pete Davidse accuses Looey C.K. of a’trine ta have ‘im firet frum SNL

Hostid by Thompse’s ev’r-present Harvey, t’cold ope vershun of “Deel” involvet variyus members of congress – frum Kate McKinnon as Nancy Pelosi ta Leslie Jones as Maxine Waters – offerin Trumb deels ta end t’shutdown n’ t’game shoe’s trademark suitcases. 

Alec Baltwin’s Trumb turns down ev'r sangle deel, includin pastrami sun’wiches, a billyun doll'r’s un’ callin Pelosi his'n’n mommy, befer finally acceptyun’ one – frum Pete Davidse n’ a Clemse shirt offerin “hamberders.” 

Read m'r:: ‘SNL’ shows a worl without Presdint Trumb, who calls skits ‘real skun’al’

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See Barock Obamie’s sweet message ta Michelle un hern 55th birthdee

Barock Obamie took ta soshul media ta wish his'n’n biddy Michelle Obamie happy birthdee wiff a sweet message.

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Today we celebrate ferm’r furst lady Michelle Obamie. These air f'r reesons why we luv hern. USA TODAY

Altho Barock Obamie is ofte knowet ta be a mun of minny a wurds, he kep his'n’n birthdee message ta biddy Michelle Obamie shert un’ sweet.

T’ ferm’r presdint took ta soshul media ta share a lovyun’ message f'r t’ferm’r furst lady’s 55th birthdee.

Barock postid un ol’ photo of ‘im un’ Michelle un his'n’n Instagram account Thirsdee, addyun’ un aderabull capshun ta t’alreddy aderabull pitchure.

“I knew it way back t'un’ I’m absolutely cunvintset of it today — y’all’re one of a kine, @MichelleObama,” Barock wrote n’ t’capshun. “Happy Birthdee!”

T’ cuple wet n’ 1992 aft’r datyun’ f'r three yeers. Thay share dawters Malia, 20, un’ Sasha, 17.

Beyoncé also postid hern own birthdee tribute ta t’bes-sellin auth'r, sharyun’ a photo of Michelle as a toddl’r wiff text reedin “Boe Down” emblazonet across t’pitchure.

Michelle’s memoir “A’gettin,” which publishet n’ Novemb’r, dominatid book sales n’ 2018, snaggyun’ t’No. 1 spot un t’USA TODAY’s year-end top 100 bes-sellin books. 

M'r: Michelle Obamie takes Hillree Clintun’s title as mos admiret woomin n’ Gallup poll

M'r: 5 poignant momants frum Michelle Obamie’s ‘A’gettin’ book ture launch wiff Oprah

Contributyun’: Murry Cadde

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Ferm’r ‘Ta Catch a Predat'r’ host Chris Hanse arrestid f'r $13,000 bouncet check

Ferm’r “Ta Catch a Predat'r” host Chris Hanse wuz arrestid Mundie n’ his'n’n hometown of Stamferd, Cunectikut.

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Chris Hanse, t’ferm’r host of “Ta Catch a Predat'r,” has bee arrestid ov’r a pair of bouncet chex. Buzz60

STAMFerD, Conn. — A TV journalist knowet f'r confrontyun’ would-be youngn predaters has bee snaret hissef n’ a pleece investigashun allegyun’ he wrote bad chex f'r $13,000 wurth of marketyun’ materials.

Ferm’r “Ta Catch a Predat'r” host Chris Hanse wuz arrestid Mundie n’ his'n’n hometown of Stamferd, Cunectikut. He wuz charget wiff issuyun’ a bad check un’ releeset un a promiss ta appe'r n’ court.

Pleece say t’59-year-ol’ Hanse wrote acoupla bad chex ta a local vend'r f'r 355 mugs, 288 T-shirts un’ 650 vinyl decals he bouite n’ t’summ’r of 2017.

Relatid: Duchess Meghun’s estranget half bruth'r Thomas Markle Jr. arrestid un DUI charge

Phone un’ email messages wuz lef Winsdee f'r Hanse. It wasn’t clar if'n’n he has a lawy’r who could respond ta t’allegatyuns.

NBC’s “Ta Catch a Predat'r” run frum 2004 ta 2007 un’ includet styun’ operatyuns f'r online youngn predaters.

Relatid: Listeners air furiyus at ‘Survivyun’ R. Kelly’ let ta spike n’ sales, streems f'r embattlet artist

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Rollyun’ Stones, Katee Perry ta heedline 50th Jazz Fest

Also heedlinyun’ air t’Dave Matthoos Bun’, Al Gree, Pitbull, Santana, Jerry Lee Lewis, Aaron Neville un’ gospel greet Shirley Caesar.

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NEW ORLeeNS (AP) — T’ New Orleens Jazz un’ Heritage Festivul has gut satisfacshun: T’ Rollyun’ Stones air amungst t’heedliners f'r t’50th anniversree festivul.

Organizers Tuesdee confirmet reperts at Mick Jagg’r un’ his'n’n bun’ will play.

Also heedlinyun’ air Katee Perry, t’Dave Matthoos Bun’, Al Gree, Pitbull, Santana, Jerry Lee Lewis, Aaron Neville un’ gospel greet Shirley Caesar.

Produc’r Quint Davis sez thishere year’s festivul will include at leest 20 tributes honeryun’ artists who heppet shape t’citee’s musickull lun’scape. These include perfermances dedicatid ta Looey Armstrong, Fats Domino, Mahalia Jackse, Alle Toussunt, Pete Fountane un’ Al Hirt.

Tickets go un sale Frydee, wiff a pre-sale Thirsdee, f'r Louisyina residants only, ta buy tickets f'r t’Rollyun’ Stones date — Thirsdee, May 2.

T’ festivul runs April 25-28 un’ May 2-5.

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T’ Cranberries rememb’r Doleres O’Ryerdun wiff new sangle ‘All Ov’r Nawh’ frum final album

O’Ryerdun diet unaxpectedly a year ago, but n’ 2017 had recerdet songs at Cranberries memb’r Noel Hogun callt one of its bes.

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Doleres O’Ryerdun, t’Irish not'r players who frontid ’90s superstars T’ Cranberries, has diet n’ London at age 46. Time

Un t’one-year anniversree of Cranberries syun'’r Doleres O’Ryerdun’s deeth, t’bun’ sharet new sangle “All Ov’r Nawh” un’ t’noose of thar eighth un’ final album “N’ T’ End,” out April 26.

O’Ryerdun diet unaxpectedly un Jun. 15, 2018, at a hotel n’ London, wiff ceroners lat’r rulyun’ it as accidantal drownyun’ becawz of alkyhol intoxicashun.

N’ t’wake of hern deeth, t’bun’’s three remunyun’ members, Noel Hogun, Mike Hogun un’ Fergal Lawl’r, chose ta compile a new album frum 11 songs songs at O’Ryerdun un’ Hogun had writte un’ recerdet demos of n’ 2017. 

“We knew thishere had ta be one of t’, if'n’n nairy t’, bes Cranberries album at we could possibly do,” Hogun set n’ a releese. “T’ wurry wuz at we would destroy t’legacy of t’bun’ by makin un album at wasn’t up ta stun’ard. Oncet we had gone through all t’demos at Doleres un’ I had wurket un un’ deecidet at we had such a strong album we knew it would be t’rite thang un’ t’bes way at we could honour Doleres.”

 

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